When someone trapped on a toilet

When someone trapped in a toilet, what will you do?

 

More stories update soon. Video’s uploaded about the scene.

Minbot 2.0

 

In the process to make minbot better, I finally decided to use new domain.

 
Feel free to come here.

www.minbot.izz.my

By now I will starting to post there so don’t expecting me to update here often.

But it is still in BETA mode, so if you expect full performace it’s not now. 

It will be ready by May 2009. come back at that time.

In the meantime here’s the short ads of Minbot 2.0

When Position Matters

Minbot: Exam is near and I’m still surf the net -.-
Nessa: Good! Just hope my wish come true
Minbot: What is your wish?
Nessa: I wish you will fail Success in your exam
Minbot: Hehe thank you

 

Hello world,

 

Have you guys ever seen this thing?

 

Or to be more optimistic, 

this?

 

As everyone should know, It used to kill these thing.

 

You can use it almost anywhere for example in

the mall,

 

In the park,

 

Or even here.

 

Ok, maybe not suitable in swimming pool because of course, you can die electroconduction. Even if you’re still alive you have chances to be sterile.

 

common places for using this thing to kill a fly is here, on a table.

 

Based on my my friend experience, never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever use it when a fly is here.

 

Not on the leg, not on the hand, but on (you know where it is).

 

It was that time where my my friend’s sister is holding it when I he was asleep. the girl saw a fly sitting comfortable on (you know where) and with full of passion, she swings it like hell. 

How does it feel? this.

 

i’m he is still cool if my his sister use the thing here,

 

but it’s on the (you know what it is) god know’s wether me the victim sterile. -.-

Earth Hour 2009

Micro Blog;

Lemon: Sexyboy, can you help me finish my foleo?

Minbot: Say the magic word

Lemon: Please?

Minbot: That’s the old magic word. I want the new one.

Lemon: Minbot handsome >.<

Minbot: You are not honest. I won’t help you

 

 

I was wondering do any of you guys ever join Earth Hour?

You guys don’t know what is earth hour? just watch this video and i believed you will learn a lot of things related with it

 

 
I hope a lot of malaysian will participate in it

Just go to this link if you wanna know a lot more

http://www.earthhour.org.my/ 

 

See? even Google joining earth hour

 

When Google people turned off their light.

 

What to do during Earth Hour? I listed down some of the activity you can do

 

1# Camwhore

The most popular activity by teens of malaysia is nothing more than camwhore. Girls do it. Boys do it. adults do it. babies do it. even gay loves to camwhore.

But if you really want to share your camwhore pic with friends, choose wisely. 

 

But note to guy. (or gay) Never ever ever ever ever share your camwhore pic with the internet. SERIOUSLY. only girl’s camwhore pic are cute. but guys? Hell.

 

2# Counting People’s Zit. (Sarcasm)

If you happened to have this guy picture,

 

-SALAHUDDIN SAUFRY-

 

Print it in Hi-Def. When you’re boring count how many zit’s do he have in his face. By the time you finish counting you realized you have switch off your lights for 24 hours

 

3# Emo

You can also Emo during earth hour. really effective.

 

Just don’t over emo =.=

 

4# Fap. 

Nuff said.

 

 

Lemon: Please

Minbot: Oh ok. I just give you a hint.

Lemon: Ok

Minbot: “Uncle Google is your best friend”. Use it.

Lemon: WTF? =.=

 

 

When Snoopy Becomes Supermodel

Continued from last post, I went to Photography Club on the evening.

Mind the word ‘kebab’.

On the same time, My buddy spent quality time together

 

While waiting for Nikon Dude to reach here, I snap some photo.

 

And practice my drawing.

 

After a fortnight (less than 25 minute), Nikon Dude finally reach here.

 

He said “Ok fella, today we’re going to shoot Macro photo’s. Each of the group will receive 1 snoopy and snap some good hell picture. I wanna go date now. bye bye”.

So when we received ours, we started with amateur way.

 

O.k, it’s abit amateur. Now let’s become Pro

“Indiana Snoopy is the name!”

 

“Life In White Motion”

 

“When toy can do a lot humans cannot do”

 

Indiana Snoopy meet’s a monkey and he said “Wait, where is my hat?”

 

Indiana Snoopy with hat meet a monkey and said “Support www.minbot.wordpress.com”

 

And the monkey replied “F*** You” -.-

 

Indiana Snoopy saw a RainLove. It’s a rain but the droplets is loved-shape.

 

When he reach there, he saw a girl.

“May I become your mate” ask Indiana Snoopy.

“Are you man enough?” say the girl.

 

“hoho. You bet” 

 

The End. OK i know with all the censored image, all of you reader would be emo-ed.

 

But I cannot share porn with you guys because it’s a sin to do so. Unless you buy Minbot Anti-Parental Control which cost RM 120 only i won’t mind share porn with you ^-^ ciao.

The return of Minbot, the ‘pelupa’

Hello World, 

It’s been a splendid year in my life right now. I was very happy with my life until I forgot I own a blog  

There is so many interesting stuff happened in my life but I’m afraid I can’t tell you all because I didn’t bring my camera at that time :p so I’m started this post on what happened this week. (wednesday)

So that morning I won a great trophy, Best Prefect In February.

It’s an honour for me to received it since I own this

 

The trophy is far Impressive, with the mighty school badge on it. 

 

It really made me to be a proud Georgian

Err what? Ok it is very impossible for me to win it. Why? I’m not even a Prefect It’s like Steve Wozniak joins the Dancing With The Star show

 

So it is time for PE aka PJK.

what do we do? 

 

No, not camwhore we are guy so we do guy stuff

Guys are Strong!!!

 

Except my buddy having fun on the butt.

Yepp, he enjoyed grabbing someone’s ass.

 

When the people who don’t bring shirt for PE is playing around (at least they don’t fap)

 

We went to change our clothes.

 

WARNING! this is the image caught outside of the boy dressing room. Guess what are they doing

 

After PE, I change my clothes immediately and reach the tunnel ASAP

 

Then I look at my hand, and I think that I forgot something.

No, I don’t think to fap but there is something I forgot. Then When I realized I immediately run back to the place I change my clothes

I cannot see anything here. So I use this thing.

 

And I saw a clearer image of it.

 

When I saw it, I picked it up and went back to the tunnel.

Damn you my pants >.<

When I passed the class that made Nikon dude become hero, I wanted to go in. Excited

 

But then it was locked -.-

 

Damn you nikon dude. I hope you go to hell for 10 seconds >.<

So it was recess, and at a time like this, when I saw my friend, 

 

I looked in my other hand.

For the second time, it’s not about fap. -.-

 

then my face like this :O

 

I forgottenly forgot to bring the BKK book from the field. And you know the school field is like 2KM from the canteen. (ok i lied)

 

So I bring along Momo’s dreamguy with me  

 

And gladly, My friend Syahmi already took it. TQ dude or else the teacher would rape me >.<

 

P.S Looks like Nikon Guy’s blog is getting more popular

 

Up next! Snoopy as the Model! and Team Minbot!

or like this to be exact

Minbot is back

After a while taking a break,I had decided to post back in Minbot at least once a week and btw, this site is going to get a major Upgrade ^-^ Stay Tuned.

 

Minbot Porn Inc.

So I was quite broke and inspired by Zack And Miri Make A Porno, I decided to do mine

 

At first I really like this Japanese AV Idol Maria Ozawa

 

But my Porn Inc. only got RM 10 budget, and I need at least $ 110,000 to hired her =.=

Since I’m at Pulau Impian, I decided to use Lemon as my actress. Enjoy

 

Minbot Porn Inc. 1st Porn Video.

Some user might get Minbot Parental Control. To remove it, Contact me and purchase Minbot Kids Control which cost RM 120. TQ

3 Days in Pulau Impian (Day 1)

For this CNY, Me and my family + new sisters and brothers went to an island that I called “Pulau Impian”

 

What island is it? no, it’s not Hawaii. Sorry NLZ, I lied to you >.<

 

It’s not also The Palm, I’m not that rich to go there. =.=

 

Back to the story, at 11 sharp we set to the Pulau Impian.

 

I’m set with my Crocs and Nike+ Shoes if I need to build my 6-pack there

 

Although I already had it ^-^

 

So we say bye bye to my old house,

 

And the journey began!

So I’m hungry and I really want to lose my 6 pack, so I eat this thing.

 

My 6 Pack immediately run away after eat this. feel so sad

So in order to go to Pulau Impian, We need to use tol.

Uncle Samy Vellu really like to eat my tol money reduce tol price la

dunno what he do with all those money. I recommend him to buy himself a wii to have a body like me

 

So when we’re on the way I snap some pictures on the top.

 

We feel so happy because our lane is “jam-free”. Unlucky to those people who is on the way to the south area.

 

 

We reach Restoran Jejantas Sungai Buluh to get ourself comfy. 

 

But the parking spot for cars is full. We have no other way until we figured out something. It seemed that the Motorcycle Spot is almost empty. We take the risk and do the impossible.

 

 

So at the Jejantas, We met new family.

From left, My brother Tiger Bob. Followed by My sister Iman with Lemon. Why I called her that? I dunno ^-^

 

So We decided to have our lunch at A&W and while ordering, I watch this video. Dun say I’m evil >.<

 

My father with Lemon ordering food.

 

And It’s finally here! The legendary Coney Dog. My favorite hot dog since I was 2. 

 

Assisted with great fries. Sadly no Curly Fries

 

When we get back to our car, I was chosen by god (ok, not god but my family.) to start up the car. So excited.

 

You guys might know who is Nikon Dude.

 

Feeling Envied with Nikon Dude, he is so generous show off his Le. Gardenie comic =.= 

 

So I decided to buy myself one. Haha Who Is Greater now Nkon Dude? :p

 

So we continued our journey and caught ourself in a jam. Damn +.+

 

After hours of jammed, we finally reach the bridge, The bridge to Pulau Impian.

 

I saw a Dragonball on my left, Not a Sun. It’s a dragonball

 

After the bridge, We cross to a big place which full of paddy field.

 

Qiqi, A present from me to you

 

So we stopped by to this restaurant for our dinner

 

While waiting for the food to be served, Bobby listening to the music from iPod Nano.

 

My Sisters stole my iPod and play Dr. Awesome =.=

 

Luckily I have iPhone left So we are like Apple Fanboys :p Steve Jobs should pay us. We advertise Apple already.

 

So when the food is served, I was attracted by the legendary Black pepper beef.

 

There is also this Superb prawns. Although I didn’t eat it.

 

After thinking for a while I want to try to make some food review

” Minbot Reviewed Food “

 

So I will review this food that I called rice.

 

Rice is a staple food for these humans who are malaysian. 

 

How does it taste? like a rice. 

 

Before we reach our hotel we went to iant (not giant), to buy some groceries :p

 

Day 1Fin. Stay tuned for day 2 and 3

CNY iPod Touch clean-ups

So It’s CNY and my iPod Touch is full of useless apps. (I ‘over’flow my budget, not wasting my money)

Enjoy seeing me deleting useless apps ^-^
 

I was thinking to delete all those useless apps since it’s just make my iPod ‘fatter’